Hotel Check In – SNL

>>>HERE WE ARE, MR. ADAMS. WE FIGURED YOU WOULD SPENDS YOUR FIRST NIGHT SEASIDE AT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE NICER THAN A MOTEL 6. >>YEAH, THIS IS — WOW, I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH, NOT JUST FOR THIS, BUT FOR…

Levi’s Wokes – SNL

>>MY JEANS TELL ME I’M A MAN. >>MY JEANS TELL ME I’M A WOMAN.>>THEY TELL ME I’M RELAXED. >>THAT I’M A SKINNY?>>A CHILD. >>YOU DON’T KNOW ME, JEANS.>>I’M NOT A STYLE. >>I’M NOT A STYLE.>>THAT’S NOT ME. >>I AM NOT…

Bank Breakers – SNL

>>>IT’S “BANK BREAKERS” WITH YOUR HOST, BARRY FIELDER. [ APPLAUSE ] >>WELCOME TO BANK BREAKERS WHERE GREED ISN’T GOOD IT’S GREAT. LET’S SAY HELLO TO OUR CONTESTANTS, PAUL AND GRETCHEN. [ APPLAUSE ] THE GAME IS SIMPLE, STEAL EACH OTHER’S…

Return Counter – SNL

>>>I’M SORRY, MAN, BUT WE CANNOT ACCEPT ANY RETURNS OR EXCHANGES WITHOUT A RECEIPT. KMART STORE POLICY, MAN.>>MAN, THAT’S SUCH BULL CRAP. I’M SHOPPING AT WALMART FROM NOW ON. THAT’S A BETTER MART.>>YOU ARE FREE TO DO. THAT NEXT IN…