17:49 "We'll get into the little girl" – Mike and Jay, 2018
Jay is so cute
Nosedive chick? I refuse to ever watch 99% of ANY of these michael bay cgi reboot style disgraces to humanity so i didn't know.
I saw Jim and Colin and I clapped! I know Jim and Colin!
all time classic movie trope……falling
Reminds me of Seth Macfraudlan's A Million Ways To Die In The West. Visually amazing vehicle for a donkey shit script.
I loved the Alternate Canadian Universe version of Half In The Byag! Very David Lynchian with Canadian Rich creepily peeking out from the background.
Imagine If this is the first Half In The Bag you watched
I liked this movie. Yeah it isn't a good movie, but I still enjoyed it.
Oh my God that intro was fucking killing me, Mike was flawlessly acting and talking like an ignorant content creator noob. "Smash that Like button!"
You both are idiots
The graphics are good…
It was lost world cut to cut
Millitarizing dinosaurs just doesn't make sense when you've got predator drones, tanks, nuclear bombs and chemical weapons… Pointing a gun at a man to make a 30 million dollar dinosaur attack him makes no fucking sense. I just watched this shit heap of a film and haven't been so annoyed by something since the new Ghostbusters. Terminator genisis was a hard one to watch too
If I wanted to see two idiots acts drunk I could've just watched Drunk History. At least I would learn something instead of rotting my brain listening to these biased dumbasses trying to ruin a good movie.
Turn down to 144p and experience the beginning how it was ment to be.
17:50 "We'll get into the little girl"
Cmon lads get some better audio… old farts like me are unable to understand you
Well for me, personally, I think Jurassic Park 5: Jurassic World part 2: Fallen Kingdom is very cool.
Hot take: Jay's blank stare into the camera has more inpact than Mike's because he has to physically turn his upper body aswell to archive it.
Rich at the end. Perfect timing.
"We'll get into the little girl…"-Mike and Jay, 2018
That intro is the content we deserve, for free, but Half in the Bag has such an amount of polish, miles ahead of any movie-related content, anywhere on television or on the internet. Thank you for doing what you do guys.
Remember when Jay had to stand on a box to be almost as tall as Mike?
Oh I forgot about the trailer for this movie the dinosaur sneaking into the girls room is a symbol for an elite pedophile demon infested ancient.. I haven't seen the film to see all the other horrific symbolism
Yoooo mike watches rick and morty!!
lmao that look at 23:20 they knew….
The joy of watching them review the first one and then this. Mike’s joy turned to ash and Jay’s cynicism is validated. Fricking. Gold.
Jim isn't black enough to be Mike
At first, I thought I was watching Schmoes Know.
Why do scientists assume that dinosaurs were smart?
Jay on Jurassic World: It's so dumb, I hate it.Jay on Fallen Kingdom: It's so dumb, I love it.
(23:19) that look on Pratt Pratt's face, not sure he is happy with whatever he saw.
The obligatory track in on the desk just to flex their production value
You sons of bitches giving me conniptions thinking about all the old shit I watched on the internet a decade ago
In so drunl roght now wbah is hapeeening
Jurassic Park 5: They try to create a super soldier from mixing velociraptor and human DNA and what comes out is….. JaJar Binks!
When the raptor winked to the camera, I stood up and said, “Done.” And then I went in the next room to watch A Wrinkle In Time
Did they actually get backlash for mansplaining in Jurassic World? I thought the problem was that because the indominus was a female, that all of the military men attacking her glorified domestic abuse? Or that Blue being a pansexual foxkin and not being allowed to wear her FurFace was oppression?
lmfao at the end, if you speed it up a bit you can tell the creepy ambience track is just a slowed down fart noise
Was that noise at the end Mr. Plinkett's wookie bowel movement?
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