To the most beautiful girl ever. To the most faithful guy ever. Ishaan. Hey, Palak. By the way, this is Ananya, my girlfriend. You find her hot, don’t you? She is… …okay. This is the same T-shirt that I
gave you on our anniversary. In fact, now that I know you, I don’t
think you would ever do something wrong. It’s Thik Thok. I make Thik Thok videos. Eww! Is that my lipstick? Ishaan? Baby, that’s a cheese stain. Next time if you hold
hands, I’ll break it. Then you won’t be able to see any porn. – Ishaan, who’s she?
– She’s our neighbour. She comes to play playstation. I just need your password, Ishaan. Brother, you’re lucky that Ananya
didn’t came to know anything. Or else… Or else you’ll never come to
know where these guys keep wandering. Who said that there’s no story in porn? If she’s not able to pay the
plumber then what will she do? – How did you know that I had gone to Goa?
– Actually, it’s Sachin. – By the way, how do you know?
– Sachin. – Ishaan, who’s is this?
– It can’t be of Sachin. That means Sachin is an a****le. Yes. Sachin is actually an a****le. A****le! I mean Sachin forgot his wallet.
I had come to collect it. Look, right now I’m seriously
doubting that you’re having an affair. – Men need privacy.
– So that you can cheat on thier girlfriends. – You are drunk right?
– Yucks! – Idiot!
– Shut up! Hold this Sorry, sir. Thank you so much sir. You’re really sweet. Even I feel bless to have you. Ishita. Ananya. Apart from these two girls,
you are dating one more girl? I was considering you as a Hirani’s Rancho
but you turned out to be Hirani’s Sanju. Hello, sir. I’m your Captain Morgan.
May I know what’s the issue?